As the Comey hearings on Capitol Hill began to draw to a close, things were not looking good for President Trump. Questions from Kamala Harris and others began to seal the last nail on the coffin. All of a sudden, the hearing room doors were flung open and there he was, Air Bud!
Air Bud took the stand, and with the help of a dog translator, began to tell the crowd how President Trump was innocent because he was helping Air Bud defeat the Washington High School’s rival basketball team. With such a solid testimony, Kamala Harris stated, “There is no way to refute the testimony of an American Hero.” She gave the floor to Senator John McCain for further questioning.
John McCain began to question Air Bud, asking him why the Karate Kid was not being rebooted again and whether or not it was past his bedtime. As there was no solid answer on the Karate Kid and it was clearly past Senator McCain’s bedtime, Air Bud leapt down from the stand and began to dazzle the crowd with his superb basketball skills. Comey was put to shame as Air Bud rallied the crowd to his side. No one could have anticipated such a display of heroism and at such a convenient moment.
When all was said and done, no one noticed that President Trump had slipped out of the side door to shake hands and congratulate his lawyer, Plaidimir Butin, for a job well done. With nothing left to be said, Air Bud was off to save a little girl's soccer team from getting bullied by another soccer team. Thank you Air Bud, the world thanks you.
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